### Coilguns / Kunz: Split

#### 28/07/11 || Lord K Philipson

It’s hand-numbered. We got copy 43 of 150. Which 42 media outlets could possibly be more important than GD, fuckos? Shame on you. Anyways, let’s start with Coilguns. These guys are fucken all over the place. Being from Switzerland might speak against them, but this is some surprisingly good shit. Furious, inventive and grooving metal/crust-and-beyond music with tons of aggression, great production and solid musicianship makes for a pleasant listening session. I can bet my beautiful ass that these guys have heard Refused in their prime, and there sure are worse bands to get inspired by. They also claim that this is recorded live which makes it all even more impressive, if that’s the case. I think they are lying though. After all, they are from Switzerland.

7,5/10: I seriously recommend you idiots take a listen to this band. I look forward to hearing more.

Kunz then… Well… They are described as “a noise-rock duo based in Switzerland”. Let me re-phrase that description to make it accurate as fuck: “Kunz is a shit band on all accounts, based in Switzerland”. You guys can fucken suck it. Noise-rock can fucken suck it. All untalented hacks can fucken suck it.

1,5/10: The fact that these losers are on the same CD as Coilguns is a fucken joke.