### Inhume: Chaos dissection order

#### 09/05/07 || Lord K Philipson

Osmose Records keeps up sending GD some of their releases for coverage here. We raise our penises to them in respect. If we see a stoppage of incoming albums from them now, they can blame Inhume. In the past we have gotten some decent-to-good albums, all of them have escaped the GD Axe Of Bashing. But all good things must come to an end, or at least a pause…

Inhume’s “Chaos dissection order” is by far the worst album sent to us from Osmose. Inhume are completely and utterly anonymous with their dodgy, murky and boring death/grind. Blame the production for one and then move on and blame the actual musical output.

We get the hated and completely irrelevant cookie monster vocals with no personality whatsoever to them. The ABC of typical, standard, boring death grunts. And ofcourse there are some (as always) hideous pig-screams backing the shit up. The complete recipe for an album of suckage. And Inhume sure cook their death/grind by said recipe.

I’m fucken falling asleep here.

I would be downright lying if I said I can make out alot of riffs here, coz I fucken can’t. Inhume blasts, kicks and screams, really trying to make us aware that they are demanding recognition in some way or shape. One thing is fucken certain… As long as they sound like this, they won’t get it from me.

There’s not a hella lot I can say about this effort since it all sounds the same, and it bores the fucken cock off of me. This means I no longer have a cock. The balls are still there, but the cock is gone. Fucken goddamned Inhume.

Anyways, I think I met one of the guys in this band while touring Holland with Vomitory… Harold, or something. I bet he was nice, I have no idea. Not that it has anything to do with this, or actually – it does. It’s always a pleasure to review music from people you have met. Then again, I might be mixing up this Harold guy with some other guy. Fuck it.

To end this one then… Funny thing from the press sheet: “With this 3rd album, and after 12,5 years of grinding madness, Inhume show they are truly at the top of the European grind/death scene”.

Eh? Right… Ok… 12,5 years? Of rehearsals and album recordings? And they still suck?

My condolences, Harold.

2/10.

(By the way, my cock is back. A listening session to Alice DeeJay did the trick, thank you very much)

- Information
- Released: 2007
- Label: Osmose
- Website: www.inhume.nl
- Band
- Dorus van Ooij: vocals
- Joost Silvrants: vocals
- Harold Gielen: guitars
- Ben Janssen: guitars
- Loek Peeters: bass
- Roel Sanders: drums

- Tracklist
- 01. Superior Existence
- 02. Plague Injected
- 03. Oppressing The Weak
- 04. Chaos Dissection Order
- 05. Retaliate
- 06. Severely Deteriorated Flesh
- 07. Dismal
- 08. Abhorrent
- 09. Grind Culture
- 10. Hollow
- 11. Exhume
- 12. Swift Genocide