### EpisThemE: Descending patterns

#### 17/06/14 || Lord K Philipson

You’d think now when we are shutting down GD that there would be some decent bands reviewed, yeah? Perhaps even something by bands that are actually… eh.. having a decent and reasonable moniker?

Think again, coz we’re not straying from the fucken path of covering all the shit in this world, obviously. EpisThemE, huh? Yeah, what?! No wonder we’re killing this site in hopes of having the whole Internet explode at the same time of our demise. Ep(en)isThemE (I fucken :nailed_ that one!)could be from exactly any fucken part of this world. I’m not checking coz I give zero fucks about them, their country and their music. Thing is, they are not completely awful, I just don’t give a shit. Clean vocals (of course very weak), some thrashier riffs, some plink-plink guitar playing (I just described some clean guitar shit, asshole) and the aggro-way of screaming on top of it all. This and the underwhelming production isn’t exactly breaking any new ground, but hey… that’s not always necessary. One thumb up for the bass sound though. One, not two.

You want another decent and absolutely identity-less metal band in your collection? One that is mislabeling themselves as progressive death metal (there’s no death metal in here whatsoever)? Well then… here you go.

4,5/10: Whatever.