### Denial Of God: The horrors of Satan

#### 19/02/07 || Lord K Philipson

What I’m about to say now will definitely give you a hint of the suckiness of Denial Of God: The album cover is about a million times better than the band.

And as you can see, that cover is pretty fucken far from ok.

Denial Of Vagina wants to be necro as fuck. They fail as fuck. They’d like to have some grim penises in their faces, preferably penises covered in corpsepaint. I think there’s a chance for this to work out. Also, some trve leather thongs would be sweet.

This is so fucken bad it makes me wanna watch staffer Fishermane do a striptease for me, and fuck knows that would be über-painful.

This band is shite. Their material is a huge fucken bad joke. A bad joke that sometimes last for over 11 minutes (“The iron gibbet”) or even 12 minutes (“The horrors of Satan). When you do tracks this long you have to have something to offer except for ass-poor black metal vocals, bullshit riffing and completely uninteresting songwriting. It just doesn’t fucken cut it. You guys just don’t fucken cut it. You couldn’t cut if you were Freddy Krueger.

Talking about “The iron gibbet”... When the idiot “sings” “Can you hear me?”, I am thinking to myself: “Yes, fag, unfortunately I can”. This piece of shit album is now entering “Hello, I’m a fucken sucky CD from a fucken fantastically sucky band. I want you to smash me into pieces” -mode.

“The horrors of Satan”?

Nice fucken über-scary gloves and hat, you FUCKEN idiots.

0.5/10. (the high rating is becoz I actually heard one riff that could almost pass for ok, if you are severely fucken pissdrunk)

- Information
- Released: 2006
- Label: Painkiller Records
- Website: www.denialofgod.net
- Band
- Pubes: stuff
- Arse-Ag-Thong: stuff
- Sperm: stuff

- Tracklist
- 01. The Coming
- 02. The Curse of the Witch
- 03. The Witch
- 04. Now a Restless Spirit
- 05. The Book of Oiufael
- 06. Cycle of the Wolf
- 07. The Iron Gibbet
- 08. A Night in Transylvania
- 09. To the Devil
- 10. The Horrors of Satan