### Hiroshima Will Burn: To the weight of all things

#### 09/12/09 || Kampfar

Hiroshima has been nuked and soon it will burn. I don’t know why, nor when, but according to them here relatives of Nostradamus, located in Australia of all places, so will indeed happen. Not that I care, but for the sake of rounding out this crap intro I chose to wonder if Nagasaki will go too? If so, Hiroshima And Nagasaki Will Burn is their name from now on. Or not.

Canberra Will Experience A.I.D.S does technical death with a hint or two of metalcore added. They are quite good at their instruments and I’m not impressed one atom of an iota by that alone. A cynic fuck I might be, and fuck you all, but I’ve anyways heard several band pissing a tsunami all over the abilities possessed by them here cunts. If you don’t believe me – like the idiot who handed out a 100% score on The Metal Archives most likely won’t – then check out Car Bomb, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Meshuggah – or any other truly gifted unit – to hear that I’m correct for once.

Abilities aside, had this bunch dropped all those sudden but oh so generic doodeli-doo-doo’s courtesy of way too many bands doing tech death this bastard would’ve been a bit happier camper. Only a bit because the drums sounds quite shit. They might go quite well along with the music but once they stand alone, as in fills and such, shittiness is unveiled 4 real. Think a nice-looking girl not that good-looking once you’ve ruined her precious make-up by ejaculating a load worthy of Peter North at his best all over its face.

Sydney Will Freeze is not a shite orchestra but “Laberinto”, a chill-out acid jazz session, utterly pisses on what I just claimed. Hadn’t this band already disbanded I would’ve told them to cut the fucking crap and deliver some proper mayhem already.

- Information
- Released: 2009
- Label: Skull and Bones
- Website: Hiroshima Will Burn MySpace
- Band
- Anthony Melbourne: vocals
- Tyrone Burke: guitar
- Armarin Saengsri: guitar
- Anthony Mar: bass
- Josh Reynolds: drums

- Tracklist
- 01. Methodical disfigurement
- 02. In voluptate mors
- 03. Enigmatic consumption
- 04. Laberinto
- 05. Martyrium
- 06. Defilement
- 07. Ad pondus omnium
- 08. The black death