### Stormzone: Death dealer

#### 25/07/11 || Lord K Philipson

By looking at the cover and the accompanying band photo it seems like these U.K. idiots sure got the tools to suck The Big One. We’re talking hard rock/heavy metal here. You know the kind that Queensrÿche, Iron Maiden and who-not played when they were great back in the day. I make those references becoz vocalist John’s got himself a small Tate/Dickinson vibe here and there. Make no mistake though, he’s nowhere near those guys in terms of skill, and neither is the band as a whole. Stormzone’s not completely useless though. If you dig heavy metal there’s no reason you wouldn’t at least be able to go thru this album once without throwing up your innards. I can’t guarantee you could do it twice though.

4/10: I miss Spice Girls.