### Profile of Statik Majik

#### 01/01/04 || Global Domination

Rumors say that this abomination of a man was born in hell. Or in Finland. They also claim that Statik is the All Seeing Eye and monitors whatever happens at the forums and the site. There’s another rumor going around that tells tales of a metal loving maniac who’s responsible for the fantastic looks of Global Domination. Legend has it that Statik Majik eats christian babies, sacrifices goats to Satan and occasionally burns down a church or 5. And finally, the word is that Statik is The Lord’s right hand, or even that they are the very same person.

But all this is nothing but rumors…

Contact: Don’t contact him, he’ll contact you if needed.