### Wicked Wisdom: Wicked wisdom

#### 07/04/07 || Lord K Philipson

(2 gigantic penises walks into a bar…)

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- Hey brother, you up for taking a piss?

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Always. Let me take yer cock. Coat. I mean coat. Seriously, I’m not up for penis jokes. Being one and all, you know.

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- No sweat(y balls). Hey, I really have some liquid to get out of me. Seriously, I don’t think this toilet will be big enough…

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- No worries, I have the solution.

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- A Wicked Wisdom CD? Yeah, that should definitely do it. It looks small though.

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Don’t let the size fool you. Yeah, it looks small but the amount of piss included on it sure shows that there’s infinite space for us to use for our yellow water.

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- By the way, isn’t this the infamous band with that whore singing who’s married to that black fag… Keanu Reeves? And that’s the only reason they get any recognition whatsoever?

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Exactly.

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- They have a song called “Don’t hate me”?

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Yeah… Kinda preaching to deaf ears there… I’ll piss on that one as well, dontcha worry.

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- Ok then, I’ll put the first few liters smack right at that chick’s photo, you do the rest of them, is that ok with you, Elvis?

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Hell yeah. I’m down with that piss. Let’s get them all soaked.

(pissing extravaganza taking place)

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- Whoa! Hit that cunt again. She deserves it for thinking she can do vocals becoz she’s married to Dolph Lundgren. Jesus, this chick’s vocals is a disaster of Jean-Claude Van Damme magnitude.

(more urinating bonanza)

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Bulls eye! That should shut her up. Damn, that chick really knows how to practice what she preaches. It takes urine to know urine.

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- Damn, we have a problem…

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Yeah, yeah… I know. Just a little more though… Hold on. There, done. I know what you are thinking…

Gigantic penis no. 1:

- I knew it.

Gigantic penis no. 2:

- Fuck yes, we need to start saving up urine, Wicked Wisdom is prolly releasing another album soon… Then we can act like total dicks again. Haha, you get that joke? We can act like DICKS again.

Unknown gigantic penis:

- What do you call a fish with no eyes?

(silence)

Unknown gigantic penis:

- A fsh.

1/10.

- Information
- Released: 2006
- Label: Suburban Noize Records
- Website: www.wickedwisdom.net
- Band
- Jada Pinkett Smith: vocals
- Pocket Honore: guitar
- Phillip Fisher: drums
- Rio Lawrence: bass
- Cameron Graves: guitar, keys

- Tracklist
- 01. Yesterday Don’t Mean
- 02. Something Inside of Me
- 03. One
- 04. Bleed All Over Me
- 05. Cruel Intentions
- 06. You Can’t Handle
- 07. Forgiven
- 08. Set Me Free
- 09. Don’t Hate Me
- 10. Reckoning