### Amputated: Wading through rancid offal

#### 10/05/10 || Kampfar

I would very much like to amputate you and your family, into bits and pieces, then afterwards dump your putrid remains into a hole named massgrave #233454634. Or something to that effect. Just kidding, digging graves is nothing but a huge waste of time, so to ensure a massive death toll supreme that same time should be invested in killing even more space-wasting fuckwits like you, me, and everyone else born human. Fuck graves, fuck people, let us all rot in the open.

I’m obviously a mentally challenged individual, Manson got nothing on me, but since you already knew that I guess it is time for me to tell you a bit about this Amputated hailing Great Britain as home. Most of the members belong to England but Ollie, of Desecration fame, is a Welsh bloke belonging to Wales. Enough genealogy already, fuck your ancestry, but before I move onto the subject of review I’d like to recommend everyone with a taste for death to give mentioned Desecration a chance. And finally, a funfact: Ollie is a practicing mortician.

Ollie Kickflip’s role in Amputated is to churn out riffs, this in partnership with a dude named Daryl Crow, and a mighty duo responsible for a bunch of quality riffs they happen to be. Slow, slow and slammy, fast, even faster, these two gore-mongers succeed at every speed. And the drummer, a guy named Garry, is of the exact same ilk. Not only a tireless blaster this Garry Glitter, he being every bit as good when shit slows down. And, even though here a blasts aplenty, slow and slammy also rules the day when speaking “Wading through rancid offal”.

And so came the time to mention why many a death-head won’t dig this band: pig-vocals.

When it comes to br00tal death, Great Britain is truly great. And finally, for real this time, another funfact: Amputated appeared on the BBC show “Singing With The Enemy,” in which they wrote a song together with the all-girl pop group Fallen Angelz.

- Information
- Released: 2009
- Label: Sevared Records
- Website: www.amputateduk.com
- Band
- Morbid Mark: vocals
- Daryl: guitar
- Ollie: guitar
- Andy Byles: bass
- Garry: drums

- Tracklist
- 01. Slam pig
- 02. Dripping ovipositor
- 03. Psycho-doctrinal lobotomization
- 04. Projectile beer vomit
- 05. Repugnant genital deformity
- 06. Uterus swollen with festering putrescence
- 07. Cunt like a sewer
- 08. Wading through rancid offal
- 09. Regenerate the carnifex