### V/A: Split my bitch up

#### 13/06/11 || Lord K Philipson

Finally a fucken compilation with bands I never heard of. The odds of this being anything even remotely close to half-decent are… well… not there. By looking at the cover we all know this is going to be some absolute shitfest with absolute shit bands. There are 4 of them, lucky us. Cuntscrape, Goresluts, Rezume and Morbid Vision. I am positive we’ll get some pig vocals, some pitched bullshit vocals and some plain annoying vocals. That will also go for all of the productions – they will all blow. There could also be a drum machine or 2 included, to make things even worse. I could review this crap without even hearing it, to be honest. But as the awesome fucko I am – it’s been dissected and here are the results of the Swedish almighty jury:

Cuntscrape: 1/10: Absolutely ridiculous.

Goresluts: 2/10: More death metal oriented than expected, but still absolutely ridiculous.

Rezume: 1/10: Absolutely ridiculous.

Morbid Vision: 1/10: Absolutely ridiculous.

Not even the play on The Prodigy’s hit tune for the title of this compilation can help this tragedy.