### XXX Maniak: Harvesting the cunt nectar

#### 13/07/04 || Lord K Philipson

“But for fucks sake…”

That’s the first words that comes to mind when I got this album in my mailbox… I don’t think that’s a good thing in this case.

“Harvesting the cunt nectar” as the title? But for fucks sake…

30 tracks? But for fucks sake…

Artwork and booklet consisting of semen, penises, cunts, a knife in the eye, a fella with a shovel digging in a chicks cunt, samples from pornomovies etc etc etc… But for fucks sake…

Drum-machine programmed beyond all sense… But for fucks sake…

The bandname… But for fucks sake…

Song-lenghts from something like 10 seconds to 30 seconds… But for fucks sake…

Thing is, this is not as fucken bad as one would expect. I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing though. Some stuff is actually really funny. Like sampling the “Baby don’t hurt me” line from the (was it Haddaway who did that one?) wellknown dancetrack for a second or 2 within track 12, I don’t even have the strength to look up the title.

It’s some gore-grind shit this one, with some heavier-than-your-mommma parts thrown into the mix. There’s just no way to take this seriously, and I don’t think that’s what’s intended. Just look at the fucken song-titles people, if you care to look them up. Pure comedy to say the least.

I can’t rant (I’m a poet and still don’t fucken know it) too much about this one so I’ll just leave it with a “but for fucks sake”.

But for fucks sake.

5/10 – It’s fun for what it is, but nothing I’ll listen to in a near future again. On the label’s website it says “Must be 21 to buy” about this album. There should be another note saying “And you must be 9 years old in yer head to fully enjoy it”.

- Information
- Released: 2004
- Label: Red Candle Records
- Website: www.redcandlerecords.com
- Band
- Matt Moore: guitars, bass, drums, programming
- Jason Sidofe: vocals

- Tracklist
- 01. Lost Inside Yourself
- 02. Death Porn
- 03. Sprayed By Cans Of Shit
- 04. Gorebortion
- 05. Tuan Tran: Murderer/Rapist?
- 06. Uncompromising Sexual Harassment At Work, Home, And In Public
- 07. Harvesting The Cunt Nectar
- 08. Skeleton Toucher
- 09. Desperately Craving Anal Attention
- 10. Fist-Fuck Death Grip
- 11. Buying A DVD Player (Then Raping You With My Old VHS Tapes)
- 12. Albukkake, NM
- 13. A Knife Called Pussylicker
- 14. Prowler In The Shower
- 15. The City And The World
- 16. Catholic Slut
- 17. 2nd Ranked Phallic Offense VS. 26th Ranked Vaginal Defense
- 18. Eat Your Entrails And My Kult Ejaculant
- 19. The Moment You Start To Enjoy It, It’ll Get Worse
- 20. Priest In The Preschool
- 21. Semen For The Basement Slaves
- 22. Slut Killer
- 23. Baptized In Semen And Steel
- 24. Sunrise Is A Lie
- 25. Failing To Contain The Gore Fountain
- 26. Fucked By Lightning
- 27. If I Dismember Your Cunt, Are You Still A Virgin?
- 28. Only Those Who Eat The Feces Will Be Spared
- 29. Tangible Expression Of Hate
- 30. Diagnosis – Zombie Slut Rape