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Sodom: M-16

27/05/11  ||  InquisitorGeneralis

The Sarge
The following guest-review is courtesy of World Wrestling Federation superstar and all-around awesome dude, Sgt. Slaughter!

Listen up maggots, you dicklicking pussies have just signed up to kill red commies in a sweltering shithole called Vi-et-fucken-nam! Uncle Sam needs your ass to go over there and kick a wedge in Aunt Ho Chi Mihn’s balls to keep the world safe from the red menace. You think I’m being too mean? To harsh? Get down and give me twenty cuntmuffin! You’ll be “Among the wierdcong” soon! And those little yellow bastards will cut your throat from ear to ear and be home for rice balls before it gets dark! You’re death will be methodical, you can believe that. “I am the war” for now, and if you can’t survive time with the Sarge then you don’t stand a fucken chance against Charlie! You’re going to be “Cannon fodder” baby, crucified in flames.

If anything is going to save your worthless necks out there in the bush, it’s going to be mid-paced, groovy thrash metal. That’s right, not too fast and blasty but with just enough kick to still be metal. Well, you are going to need your “M-16” too. It’s a free-fire zone out there with your M-16 maggot, and you better be ready to shoot ‘em down. Some heavy, chunky thrash guitar riffs courtesy of Cpl. Bernemann will help keep those commie heads down too, ya know. Capt. Angelripper will be out there with you also, providing snarling vocals and goofy lyrics in broken English. Don’t let that fool you though private, you combine his bass playing with Sgt. Schottkowski’s simple but heavy and effective drumming and you have a low-end rhythm section that successfully support any battalion’s metal mission. You got that grandma?!?!

The Sarge

If you walk around the jungle with your thumb straight up your lillywhite ass, those VietNANNIES are going to give you a “Lead injection” right into your soon-to-be-ventilated skull. You punks are “Marines” now, not fucken boy scouts, so act like you have a pair of testicles and get ready to die for your country. You think little Suzie Rottencrotch’s pussy from back in your Podunk, white bread hometown smells good? Wait till your get a big whiff of “Napalm in the morning”. Its fantastic groove and catchy chorus will have you head banging for days. DAYS MAGGOT! Nothing wakes you up after a hard night on the line like the sweet smell of roasting, commie flesh. Well, a fresh cup of Folger’s never hurt either, but there’s no Barista where you’re going just hot lead and cool death.

Let me wrap this up maggots, we need to get your scrawny asses out on the course from serious P-to-the-fucken-T! If you want to come back to your bitch mommas in one piece, you need an “M-16” by German thrash metal weapon experts Sodom. It’s good shit, but nothing groundbreaking or original. Tunes like the title song, “Napalm in the morning”, “Marines”, “Cannon fodder”, and “Among the weirdcong” will satisfy your need for mid-paced trash. And you will satisfy America’s need for martyrs and fallen heroes. Everybody wins maggots, especially the Sarge. Now get moving, I’ve got another batch of little dickwads to enlighten before lunch…

The Sarge
AND SGT. SLAUGHTER NEVER MISSES HIS LUNCH!!!

7,5

  • Information
  • Released: 2001
  • Label: Steamhammer
  • Website: www.sodomized.info
  • Band
  • Tom Angelripper: bass, vocals
  • Bernemann: guitars
  • Konrad “Bobby” Schottkowski: drums
  • Tracklist
  • 01. Among the Weirdcong
  • 02. I Am the War
  • 03. Napalm in the Morning
  • 04. Minejumper
  • 05. Genocide
  • 06. Little Boy
  • 07. M-16
  • 08. Lead Injection
  • 09. Cannon Fodder
  • 10. Marines
  • 11. Surfin’ Bird (The Trashmen Cover)

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