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# Global Domination

### Recent updates

- S(crap)s: I Miss My Death / Kaoskult / Raus & Perunwit (split) / Spatial / Thy Flesh (13/06/14)
- Hatebreed: The rise of brutality (12/06/14)
- Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence (11/06/14)
- Mayhem: Esoteric warfare (10/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Akrotheism / Black Altar / Druknroll / Enthroned / Funeral Sutra (09/06/14)
- Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere (08/06/14)
- Dark Tranquillity: Construct (07/06/14)
- In Flames: The jester race (06/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Souldrainer / Tonic Breed / Rude / Defying / Electric Hellride / Scorned Disciple (05/06/14)
- Culted: Oblique to all paths (04/06/14)
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## Stubs

### Instorm: Madness inside

#### 12/09/13 || Lord K Philipson

Over the last few months I have had the dubious luxury of reviewing bands from Ukraine/Romania/Russia/whatever. This is something I strongly advice against, unless it’s Kruiz or T.A.T.U. we’re talking about. Well, here’s another one of all those bands from that part of the world…

Right off the bat, wanna see what kind of level these fuckos are at? Just click me and be amazed. Some serious Yngwie stuff right there. Then again, this could be a different band altogether in the video, I don’t know. And I don’t give a shit. The clip is amazing, that’s all that counts.

Well, these idiots are labeled as “melodic death metal”. Add to that the fact they really wanna bring in some humppa-humppa into their melodies, melodies played so stiff your dead fucken grandmother would do it with more emotion. You know, guys, it’s not against the law to actually bend some tones on those fancy guitars of yours. And you are also allowed to write decent riffs. Seriously.

Instorm’s definitely playing above their capacity (if you get my point), which results in everything sounding like a high school demo, at best. They have an energetic live show though, I have to give them that.

If you don’t take my word for how shitty this is, just take a listen and then don’t listen ever again..

2/10: Well, it’s fun that they try at least. Or… no, it’s not.

- 10 Latest Stubs
- Complete Stubs-listing

After going thru that crap, you most likely wanna read something way more interesting. You do, admit it.

Below are some links to most recent articles, take your pick.

## Audio autopsy

  Audio Autopsy - June 2014
  Audio Autopsy - May 2014
  Audio Autopsy - April 2014
  Audio Autopsy - March 2014
  Audio Autopsy - February 2014
  Audio Autopsy - January 2014
  Audio Autopsy - December 2013
  Audio Autopsy - November 2013
  Audio Autopsy - October 2013
  Audio Autopsy - September 2013
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## Reviews

  Hatebreed: The rise of brutality
  Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence
  Mayhem: Esoteric warfare
  Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere
  Dark Tranquillity: Construct
  Culted: Oblique to all paths
  V/A: One and all, together, for home
  Cemetery: Enter the gate
  Ancient Ascendant: Echoes and cinder
  Dead Congregation: Promulgation of the fall
  more

## Class 6(66)

  In Flames: The jester race
  Overkill: Taking over
  Primus: Sailing the seas of cheese
  Destruction: Live without sense
  Merauder: Master killer
  Forced Entry: Uncertain future
  Evildead: Annihilation of civilization
  Flotsam And Jetsam: No place for disgrace
  Venom: Black metal
  Black Sabbath: Headless cross
  more

## Demons

  Distress Of Ruin: Predators among us
  Torchia: One
  Begrafven: Begrafven
  Children Of Madness: Howl from beyond
  Necrophor: Verbum vexillifer
  Seven Against: III
  Forlorn Chambers: Unborn and hollow
  Black Overdrive: Demo
  Told By Blood: Steamworks
  Sorkka: Ensimmäinen jae
  more

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