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# Global Domination

### Recent updates

- S(crap)s: I Miss My Death / Kaoskult / Raus & Perunwit (split) / Spatial / Thy Flesh (13/06/14)
- Hatebreed: The rise of brutality (12/06/14)
- Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence (11/06/14)
- Mayhem: Esoteric warfare (10/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Akrotheism / Black Altar / Druknroll / Enthroned / Funeral Sutra (09/06/14)
- Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere (08/06/14)
- Dark Tranquillity: Construct (07/06/14)
- In Flames: The jester race (06/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Souldrainer / Tonic Breed / Rude / Defying / Electric Hellride / Scorned Disciple (05/06/14)
- Culted: Oblique to all paths (04/06/14)
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## Stubs

### Deathronic: Duality chaos

#### 05/03/13 || Ironpants

“One man project that is experimenting symphonic black death metal, combining several influences such as electronic music, oriental, doom and old school heavy metal! ….mixed & mastered in April 2012 by Fredrik Nordström and Henrik Udd at Studio Fredman (Dimmu Borgir, At the Gates, Opeth, In Flames, etc.) – the famous Gothenburg Sound!”

Well, I could fucking stop right there and grade this shit without even listening. The amount of name dropping and genre squirting usually means the opposite. In this musical description they have cranked in just about every musical genre available except country and polka. What you actually get, is something not even near the genres listed above. Some piano and synthesized infested poppy tunes with uninteresting programmed drums and a few guitar licks thrown in for the fun of it, topped off with some constipated growl. I’m not really sure what the goal with this recording is? Is it to piss of extreme metal heads? If so… mission accomplished! My dog shits out harder pieces than this, and he suffers from foul bowel movements after feasting on raw bone marrow all day long.

This is an EP, and for that we praise you! Not counting intros and a “No vocals” version of one of the tunes, we get 4 songs that is stuffed with way to commercial Arch Enemy rip off riffs (“Bloody lust”) and annoying keyboard driven choruses with happy crappy drum beats (“Disharmonia part II”), together with clean goth singing teaming up with sensual whisper growling and once again that annoying keyboard usage (“Anno 1423”). The only tune that almost gets it done is “Khalila da vimna”, which is an oriental inspired tune where the keyboards aren’t allowed to rape the song with it’s “Top of the pops” sound. That song is also included without vocals for our convenience, almost like some self conscious feeling that the strained growling isn’t that awesome, allowing us to investigate the song one more time with a desperate hope that it will grow on us?

Dude! This shit just doesn’t cut it, I have the most of respect for people that accomplish projects on their own, but the back side of such things, is that there aren’t some other band members around that can tell you what blows. There´s still hope though, step down from the black/death/doom metal horse completely and gather a band of equally minded members, preferably with some chick doing the vocals and you are not that far from doing something that some people may actually want to hear. Maybe radio rock or power metal is your thing? Those genres wasn’t listed in the description above, but what the hell, a few more couldn’t hurt? It sure as hell isn’t some black, death or doom to be found here.

3/10: Self-awareness is a good thing, get some help next time.

- 10 Latest Stubs
- Complete Stubs-listing

After going thru that crap, you most likely wanna read something way more interesting. You do, admit it.

Below are some links to most recent articles, take your pick.

## Audio autopsy

  Audio Autopsy - June 2014
  Audio Autopsy - May 2014
  Audio Autopsy - April 2014
  Audio Autopsy - March 2014
  Audio Autopsy - February 2014
  Audio Autopsy - January 2014
  Audio Autopsy - December 2013
  Audio Autopsy - November 2013
  Audio Autopsy - October 2013
  Audio Autopsy - September 2013
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## Reviews

  Hatebreed: The rise of brutality
  Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence
  Mayhem: Esoteric warfare
  Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere
  Dark Tranquillity: Construct
  Culted: Oblique to all paths
  V/A: One and all, together, for home
  Cemetery: Enter the gate
  Ancient Ascendant: Echoes and cinder
  Dead Congregation: Promulgation of the fall
  more

## Class 6(66)

  In Flames: The jester race
  Overkill: Taking over
  Primus: Sailing the seas of cheese
  Destruction: Live without sense
  Merauder: Master killer
  Forced Entry: Uncertain future
  Evildead: Annihilation of civilization
  Flotsam And Jetsam: No place for disgrace
  Venom: Black metal
  Black Sabbath: Headless cross
  more

## Demons

  Distress Of Ruin: Predators among us
  Torchia: One
  Begrafven: Begrafven
  Children Of Madness: Howl from beyond
  Necrophor: Verbum vexillifer
  Seven Against: III
  Forlorn Chambers: Unborn and hollow
  Black Overdrive: Demo
  Told By Blood: Steamworks
  Sorkka: Ensimmäinen jae
  more

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