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# Global Domination

### Recent updates

- S(crap)s: I Miss My Death / Kaoskult / Raus & Perunwit (split) / Spatial / Thy Flesh (13/06/14)
- Hatebreed: The rise of brutality (12/06/14)
- Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence (11/06/14)
- Mayhem: Esoteric warfare (10/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Akrotheism / Black Altar / Druknroll / Enthroned / Funeral Sutra (09/06/14)
- Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere (08/06/14)
- Dark Tranquillity: Construct (07/06/14)
- In Flames: The jester race (06/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Souldrainer / Tonic Breed / Rude / Defying / Electric Hellride / Scorned Disciple (05/06/14)
- Culted: Oblique to all paths (04/06/14)
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## Stubs

### Upside Crown: On the verge of oblivion

#### 16/06/13 || Ironpants

Welcome to Global Domination – where we keep it metal.

Yeah I know, sometimes we let some other stuff in, and I for one is to blame for some of it. But even I have limits, just because I appreciate prog rock or some other borderline metal stuff it doesn’t mean that I am totally insane (?). Upside Crown sent their EP and hoped that someone here at GD would have a good day when listening to their stuff, unfortunately for both parties, that wasn’t going to happen. I’m sitting here trying to be open minded, but sometimes when you are too much open minded, the brain falls out.

This isn’t metal, not even close. Take “In Flames” and put out the flames, cross it with “Linkin Park” but do it when the park is closed. Throw in a clean-singing only dude that sometimes tries to be a little rough and add a shitload of keyboards and you’re done. This is pretend metal for airing at commercial radio stations, and there’s maybe nothing wrong with that, but we are not a commercial radio station (yet). I’m sorry guys, even if it’s well produced (hey, they are Fins, and then you know that it’s good sounding), and well performed, this isn’t the stuff that makes the world a better place to be in.

I’d rather do snow angels in a puddle of puke than listen to this again.

2/10: Yes, they are on the verge of oblivion.

- 10 Latest Stubs
- Complete Stubs-listing

After going thru that crap, you most likely wanna read something way more interesting. You do, admit it.

Below are some links to most recent articles, take your pick.

## Audio autopsy

  Audio Autopsy - June 2014
  Audio Autopsy - May 2014
  Audio Autopsy - April 2014
  Audio Autopsy - March 2014
  Audio Autopsy - February 2014
  Audio Autopsy - January 2014
  Audio Autopsy - December 2013
  Audio Autopsy - November 2013
  Audio Autopsy - October 2013
  Audio Autopsy - September 2013
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## Reviews

  Hatebreed: The rise of brutality
  Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence
  Mayhem: Esoteric warfare
  Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere
  Dark Tranquillity: Construct
  Culted: Oblique to all paths
  V/A: One and all, together, for home
  Cemetery: Enter the gate
  Ancient Ascendant: Echoes and cinder
  Dead Congregation: Promulgation of the fall
  more

## Class 6(66)

  In Flames: The jester race
  Overkill: Taking over
  Primus: Sailing the seas of cheese
  Destruction: Live without sense
  Merauder: Master killer
  Forced Entry: Uncertain future
  Evildead: Annihilation of civilization
  Flotsam And Jetsam: No place for disgrace
  Venom: Black metal
  Black Sabbath: Headless cross
  more

## Demons

  Distress Of Ruin: Predators among us
  Torchia: One
  Begrafven: Begrafven
  Children Of Madness: Howl from beyond
  Necrophor: Verbum vexillifer
  Seven Against: III
  Forlorn Chambers: Unborn and hollow
  Black Overdrive: Demo
  Told By Blood: Steamworks
  Sorkka: Ensimmäinen jae
  more

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