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## Reviews

### The Horn: Dawning of an ancient sun

#### 25/11/08 || Euthanatos

The Horn call themselves the most hated band in the world. I have to say, add one more to the ranks of shit slingers at your fan, you bunch of fucking useless cunts. See, The Horn is everything that’s wrong with black metal. It’s fucking noisy, chaotic, simplistic, under-produced, the drum-machine sounds like something out of an Atari 2600, the vocals sound like a Gremlin, it’s all just silly. And to up things even more on the comedy scale, there are no lyrics per se, everything this ghoulish garden gnome yells about is from the Egyptian book of the dead.

Oh, my.

The song titles? Oh, get this. “For driving off a Crocodile which comes to take away one’s Magic in the Realm of the Dead”. I don’t even have to say anything, do I? It’s self-explanatory. Better yet, it’s self-mockery. And before most songs, there is the number of the spell. You know, because it’s from the Egyptian book of the dead.

Sigh

I don’t know what to say anymore. This is garbage, useless, pathetic, noise, gross, infantile, juvenile, amateur, unconstitutional, precarious, absurd, degrading, insane, poor, laughable and pitiful. Go do something else with your life. Please.

The cover: No. Just no.

0 listenable songs out of 10.

- Information
- Released: 2008
- Label: Haarbn Productions
- Website: The Horn MySpace
- Band
- A demon sheen: cold steel, tongues, machines, rituals, strings, all voices and instruments. (that’s what it says on the website, I swear)

- Tracklist
- 01. Spell 81a :For Being Transformed Into a Lotus
- 02. Spell 29a : For not taking away the heart of one those conduit has been vindicated in the Realm of the Dead
- 03. Spell 31 : For driving off a Crocodile which comes to take away one’s Magic in the Realm of the Dead
- 04. Spell 28: For not permitting one’s Heart to be taken in the Realm of the Dead
- 05. Spell 70: For Being the Successor of Osiris, otherwise said
- 06. Spell 32 (part1): For repelling a Crocodile which comes to take away a spirit’s Magic in the Realm
- 07. Spell 69: For Being the Successor of Osiris
- 08. Spell 125: The Declaration of Innocence
- 09. Introduction
- 10. The Declaration of Innocence Before the Tribunal
- 11. Address to the Hall of Justice
- 12. The Dead Man is Questioned
- 13. Rubric

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