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# Global Domination

### Recent updates

- S(crap)s: I Miss My Death / Kaoskult / Raus & Perunwit (split) / Spatial / Thy Flesh (13/06/14)
- Hatebreed: The rise of brutality (12/06/14)
- Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence (11/06/14)
- Mayhem: Esoteric warfare (10/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Akrotheism / Black Altar / Druknroll / Enthroned / Funeral Sutra (09/06/14)
- Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere (08/06/14)
- Dark Tranquillity: Construct (07/06/14)
- In Flames: The jester race (06/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Souldrainer / Tonic Breed / Rude / Defying / Electric Hellride / Scorned Disciple (05/06/14)
- Culted: Oblique to all paths (04/06/14)
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## Stubs

### Storm Of Darkness / Luciferian: Split CD

#### 27/06/12 || Lord K Philipson

So, a burnt CD got sent to GD. Handwritten song titles and a fucken ugly, xeroxed b/w cover saying “PROMO ONLY” on it… What, you don’t think this is worthy of a full blown, printed, color cover and a real manufactured CD? “Promo only”… Fucken righteous. Good luck with getting that killer record deal. The first impression thanx to all of this crap is… Wow… professional shit incoming!

Storm Of Darkness (bonus points for the amazingly innovative moniker) and Luciferian (bonus points for being one of 4 million bands named exactly that) decided to team up on this “From underground to the black mass” thing. Yeah, that’s what it’s called, obviously. I just can’t fucken wait to have this disc deliver some incredibly awesome metal to my ears.

‘press play’

…

Audio suffering starts

…

More audio suffering

…

‘press stop’

…

Incredibly awesome metal didn’t happen. How. Fucken. Shocking.

Storm Of Penises (now that would have been a fucken excellent band name, no?) play some incredibly poorly sounding black metal with a few riffs passing for decent, but ultimately fucken blows.

How. Fucken. Shocking. I give it a 3/10.

Luciferian on the other hand… These guys play even poorer black metal than their Colombian cronies.

How. Fucken. Shocking. Not better than 2/10.

Yes, they love the tr00 black metal genre. No, they have no fucken clue as for how to recapture the sound of their heroes. Yes, you will never listen to this. And finally a note to the bands featured here: Do not bother sending badly written hatemails to us. Spend that time getting your shit together instead.

- 10 Latest Stubs
- Complete Stubs-listing

After going thru that crap, you most likely wanna read something way more interesting. You do, admit it.

Below are some links to most recent articles, take your pick.

## Audio autopsy

  Audio Autopsy - June 2014
  Audio Autopsy - May 2014
  Audio Autopsy - April 2014
  Audio Autopsy - March 2014
  Audio Autopsy - February 2014
  Audio Autopsy - January 2014
  Audio Autopsy - December 2013
  Audio Autopsy - November 2013
  Audio Autopsy - October 2013
  Audio Autopsy - September 2013
  more

## Reviews

  Hatebreed: The rise of brutality
  Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence
  Mayhem: Esoteric warfare
  Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere
  Dark Tranquillity: Construct
  Culted: Oblique to all paths
  V/A: One and all, together, for home
  Cemetery: Enter the gate
  Ancient Ascendant: Echoes and cinder
  Dead Congregation: Promulgation of the fall
  more

## Class 6(66)

  In Flames: The jester race
  Overkill: Taking over
  Primus: Sailing the seas of cheese
  Destruction: Live without sense
  Merauder: Master killer
  Forced Entry: Uncertain future
  Evildead: Annihilation of civilization
  Flotsam And Jetsam: No place for disgrace
  Venom: Black metal
  Black Sabbath: Headless cross
  more

## Demons

  Distress Of Ruin: Predators among us
  Torchia: One
  Begrafven: Begrafven
  Children Of Madness: Howl from beyond
  Necrophor: Verbum vexillifer
  Seven Against: III
  Forlorn Chambers: Unborn and hollow
  Black Overdrive: Demo
  Told By Blood: Steamworks
  Sorkka: Ensimmäinen jae
  more

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