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## The best of 2006 - 2014

### GD's verdicts - Best of 2013: CadenZ

#### 23/12/13 || cadenz

The year of 2013 is coming to a close. Smaug has desolated stuff, Kim Jong-un hasn’t yet blown up his country, the Chicago Blackhawks celebrated their second Cup in four seasons, and Alex Ovechkin got voted to both the 1st and 2nd all star teams. Yes, some people are idiots. In the world of music, one great album after another was released, and in addition to them the annual huge-ass pile of garbage. Luckily, this year was one of the better in recent memory, and thus the making of this best of list wasn’t the easiest task. As you will see upon scrolling further down, I had some difficulty cutting albums. I ended up with a total of 25 albums, and I’m still annoyed I didn’t get to mention Ulcerate, Gehenna, Darkane, Orphaned Land, Serj Tankian, Vreid, Hypocrisy, Michael Monroe, Stone Sour, Overtorture, Kvelertak or Svart. Huh – I guess that took care of it. I must be the great guru of problem solving. For some reason, my co-workers don’t agree. I guess blasting necro kvlt blakk metülz through the office boombox for hours on end isn’t the best way to make friends. Who knew?

#### 1. Ghost: Infestissumam

Hyped? What? Who the fuck cares about hypes? Last time I checked, I wasn’t a Justin Bieber fanboi, even though he is ultra-hyped, and kinda cute. And dreamy. And… Oh, sorry. But, seriously – fuck the hype. Ghost enjoy success because they have talent and work hard to achieve their goals. This album is much more pretentious (in a good way, as in ambitious) than “Opvs Eponymovs”, and is filled with variation both in genres and dynamics.

Metal, rock, pop, soul, disco, surf, prog and psychedelia in an unholy stew with, incredibly, a ripe and enticing red thread venomously weaving its way through all ten tracks. The über-catchy melodic hooks are Ghost’s extreme forte, and these are deployed with exquisite arrangements that raise all body hairs and erect all members, making you wave like you just don’t care with limbs and penises alike. Bow down to the undisputed masters of the present day, Ghost are here to fucking rule.

Recommended hymn of Satan: Year Zero

#### 2. Witherscape: The inheritance

Dan Swanö found the perfect partner in Ragnar Widerberg and made the best record of his career. I am just in awe and impressed beyond reason with the strong songwriting and hooks on this album, as well as the passionate vocal and instrumental delivery, as well as the immaculate production job. Not many have the ability to mix pop chords in a major key, death metal growling and smooth prog harmonies, but Swanö & Ragnar (Swagnar?) do. Witherscape are the Toto of the metal world.

Recommended death pop song with growl wailing (!) in the last chorus: Dead for a Day

#### 3. Tribulation: The formulas of death

Everybody expected another thrashy death metal album infused with wild aggression, but the youngsters from Arvika, Sweden had other plans. An enigmatic and mystifying concoction of black and death metal with lots of ambient and psychedelic touches, “The formulas of death” is as atmospheric as it is badass. It could easily be a soundtrack to a horror movie, as the songs flow organically and smoothly into one another and clearly tell the same story, albeit from different aspects and highlighting different facets of this gem. Ten years from now we’ll be looking at this as a classic.

Recommended twisted song of Satanic superiority: When the Sky Is Black with Devils

#### 4. Gorguts: Colored sands

Architectural death metal, that’s what this is. Composed and arranged with meticulous care, “Colored sands” demands a lot from both performer and listener. Since the first part is taken care of with bravado, what’s left is for us to have the patience to let this tsunami of death metal flow through our ears, and discover the greatness that lies therein. This album is as massive and finely crafted as a pyramid, towering towards the skies and keeping layers of secrets locked inside for the curious to find and unseal.

Recommended immense behemoth of a song: An Ocean of Wisdom

#### 5. Exivious: Liminal

You shouldn’t mix metal and fusion. Except these guys did. And it’s awesome. Instrumental songs that manage to reach out and tear down the wall of introverted navel-gazing often present in fusion/jazz between band and audience, blocking any kind of interaction or transferring of emotions. Hats off to these absolutely monstrous musicians.

Recommended fusion of… eh… fusion and metal: Entrust

#### CLOSE BUT NO DILDO:

Awesome albums that have a lot going for them, but not enough to land in the top five. Listed alphabetically.

Alice In Chains: The devil put dinosaurs here
“Jesus don’t like a queer, no problem with faith – just fear.” Fuck you, Jesus.

Amorphis: Circle
Nightbird’s Song is one of the greatest tunes these Finns have written, and they have a LOT of high-quality songs in their back catalogue.

Avatarium: Avatarium
Edling can’t do no wrong. And this vocalist is a great find!

Cultes Des Ghoules: Henbane
Black is the new black.

Death Tyrant: Opus de tyranis
When Lord Belial decided to play Lord Belial music in disguise.

Deathchain: Ritual death metal
Watch this video. Just. Watch.

Deicide: In the minds of evil
Best Benton since 1997.

Exhumed: Necrocracy
The album Carcass would’ve liked to make.

Finntroll: Blodsvept
Still heading in the right direction. Which is my pants.

Ihsahn: Das Seelenbrechen
Ihsahn clearly can’t miss these days. A beautiful continuation of his legacy.

Jex Thoth: Blood moon rise
As atmospheric as it gets, even though the album title implies erection due to period. Each to his own, I guess.

Kongh: Sole creation
You are the anvil, Kongh is the hammer.

Necrowretch: Putrid death sorcery
It’s great to hear new bands burst onto the scene with a bang, and a loud, nasty one at that!

Revocation: Revocation
Progressive melodeath doesn’t get much better than this.

Rotting Christ: Κατά τον δαίμονα εαυτού
No, I can’t read the fucking album title either, but that doesn’t mean the music is Greek to any lover of good metal.

Satyricon: Satyricon
A slightly more anonymous effort than the previous two albums, “Satyricon” still displays all the familiar strengths of Mr. Wongraven & co and adds a few new ones to the mix. “Nekrohaven” is the heir to “K.I.N.G.” and “Phoenix” points to exciting new lands on the black metal horizon.

Soilwork: The living infinite
Talented Swedes make good music. End of story. Oh, and a Belgian. What? And a French guy. Right. Now shut the fuck up and listen to Soilwork.

Summoning: Old mornings dawn
Blackened Tolkien music from the caves beneath Mount Doom.

The Monolith Deathcult: Tetragrammaton
Sick sick sick shit.

Watain: The wild hunt
Although the countryish ballad is hella over-rated, this album as a whole is a high-quality disc of chaos.

#### I AM DISAPPOINT, 2013 EDITION:

Sometimes I’m an idiot. Or if I’m to trust my fiancée, a few times a year, I’m not an idiot. Go figure. Anyway, sometimes I’m too stupid to not get my hopes up for a release, and then these disasters happen…

The Devil’s Blood: III – Tabula rasa or death and the seven pillars
Why did you release this compilation of demos, and tarnish the band’s spotless rap sheet in the process? Clearly TDB were too good to be trvv.

Philip H. Anselmo & The Illegals: Walk through exits only
No, Philip. Pack your bags, go home, think on your mistakes and DO NOT FUCKING COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARNED TO WRITE FUCKING SONGS, YOU FUCK!!!

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