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# Global Domination

### Recent updates

- S(crap)s: I Miss My Death / Kaoskult / Raus & Perunwit (split) / Spatial / Thy Flesh (13/06/14)
- Hatebreed: The rise of brutality (12/06/14)
- Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence (11/06/14)
- Mayhem: Esoteric warfare (10/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Akrotheism / Black Altar / Druknroll / Enthroned / Funeral Sutra (09/06/14)
- Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere (08/06/14)
- Dark Tranquillity: Construct (07/06/14)
- In Flames: The jester race (06/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Souldrainer / Tonic Breed / Rude / Defying / Electric Hellride / Scorned Disciple (05/06/14)
- Culted: Oblique to all paths (04/06/14)
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### Recent discussions

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## Stubs

### S(crap)s: Cochise / Decomposed / Hogbitch / Impure Wilhelmina / Tellurion / Turbo

#### 07/03/14 || Global Domination

#### Cochise: 118

Lord K: Could be worse. It could be Avenged Sevenfold. 4

Ironpants: 118 what? How many times I thought of turning off this record? The singer is apparently a famous actor in Poland? Well don’t quit your day-job bro! 2

Habakuk: I just don’t see myself listening to 13 tracks of this, even though I can’t find much wrong with it. Weird, huh. Could run in the background forever, though! 5

Pr0nogo: Is that you, Blink-182? 2

sincan: Well, Foo Fighters vs Mustasch vs Pearl Jam and some life enjoyment in that mix. Guess it would work just fine on the radio, for boring people. 4

#### Decomposed: Devouring

Lord K: Sure, it sounds old-school death/black metallish thanx to the production, but that won’t help the very uninteresting end result. Old old school is better. 4

Ironpants: The best album in this batch of stuff sent in. Swedish death metal with a production that could have been better. 6

Habakuk: Martin van Drunen band plays metal without Martin van Drunen. 6

Pr0nogo: The resurgence of classic Swedish death metal hasn’t been overlooked, with acts like Tormention and Entrails releasing powerful albums very recently. These guys, though… They’re nothing special. 5

sincan: It is pretty heavy and easy to crack skulls to, I appreciate the little “darker” sound compared to many others in the genre. 7

#### Hogbitch: Hogbitch

Lord K: I know you guys are shitting me. Guys…? Aren’t you shitting me? Guys?! Oh, there’s a chick in there too. And she sucks. Fuck off. 2

Ironpants: Hogbitch? Really? I kinda liked the music a bit, but… dat voice, it feels like poking a hot needle through the eardrum. 3

Habakuk: Maybe, if they changed that girl for someone with a less irritating voice. Just maybe. 5

Pr0nogo: Is it stoner metal? Is it psychedelic rock? Is it shoegaze post-crust hardcore punk? Who cares?! It fucking sucks! 3

sincan: Not even once. Well, yes once, since I had to create an opinion. 2

#### Impure Wilhelmina: Black honey

Lord K: Pointer: never send us a single song again. 3

Ironpants: Reminder: Buy soap for Wilhelmina, she’s dirty. 3

Habakuk: Insider tip: rename your band. 4

Pr0nogo: With a strange moniker and a stranger sound, Impure Wilhelmina is a rather generic mix of slow-paced groove, over-processed guitar noises, and nasal cleans. Not my cup of tea, but if it were, I’d hang myself. 3

sincan: Not as bad as my fellow co-writers says, but I would enjoy some dirtier guitars. It’s like hipster black metal went Morrissey. 6

#### Tellurion: Tellurion

Lord K: It’s obvious that the Internet made it possible for every shitty fucken human being out there to record and release music. Tough-guy metal without the “tough”. 3

Ironpants: The riffs and sections that are more thrashy is quite OK, but please, exchange both singers, or singer. I don’t know, it could be the same dude? 4

Habakuk: A bit over-processed and interspersed with clean vocals. Just what metal needed right now. 5

Pr0nogo: Generic chug-driven metal with a mix of gang vocals and monotone growls. With no attempt at melody and no attempt at individuality, I gave little attempt to my listen. 3

sincan: Don’t I just love “hurburrdurrwooooouh” vocals with clean choruses? Nope. 2

#### Turbo: The fifth element

Lord K: I don’t know… Are we still stuck in the 80’s? 3

Ironpants: This band has released 13 albums in total? Well, that’s a fucken large back catalog I will spend absolutely zero minutes going through. 4

Habakuk: “Turbo” is a shit album and “The fifth element” a shit film. Way to you create a positive surprise, ladies and gentlemen! 7

Pr0nogo: For those teenagers in the crowd who haven’t even heard of the Polish ‘thrash’ band Turbo, you aren’t missing much at all. This is the only album I’ve ever said ‘Aw, shucks!’ to – that’s how corny it is. 4

sincan: This is PURE FUCKING decent. 5

- 10 Latest Stubs
- Complete Stubs-listing

After going thru that crap, you most likely wanna read something way more interesting. You do, admit it.

Below are some links to most recent articles, take your pick.

## Audio autopsy

  Audio Autopsy - June 2014
  Audio Autopsy - May 2014
  Audio Autopsy - April 2014
  Audio Autopsy - March 2014
  Audio Autopsy - February 2014
  Audio Autopsy - January 2014
  Audio Autopsy - December 2013
  Audio Autopsy - November 2013
  Audio Autopsy - October 2013
  Audio Autopsy - September 2013
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## Reviews

  Hatebreed: The rise of brutality
  Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence
  Mayhem: Esoteric warfare
  Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere
  Dark Tranquillity: Construct
  Culted: Oblique to all paths
  V/A: One and all, together, for home
  Cemetery: Enter the gate
  Ancient Ascendant: Echoes and cinder
  Dead Congregation: Promulgation of the fall
  more

## Class 6(66)

  In Flames: The jester race
  Overkill: Taking over
  Primus: Sailing the seas of cheese
  Destruction: Live without sense
  Merauder: Master killer
  Forced Entry: Uncertain future
  Evildead: Annihilation of civilization
  Flotsam And Jetsam: No place for disgrace
  Venom: Black metal
  Black Sabbath: Headless cross
  more

## Demons

  Distress Of Ruin: Predators among us
  Torchia: One
  Begrafven: Begrafven
  Children Of Madness: Howl from beyond
  Necrophor: Verbum vexillifer
  Seven Against: III
  Forlorn Chambers: Unborn and hollow
  Black Overdrive: Demo
  Told By Blood: Steamworks
  Sorkka: Ensimmäinen jae
  more

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