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# Global Domination

### Recent updates

- S(crap)s: I Miss My Death / Kaoskult / Raus & Perunwit (split) / Spatial / Thy Flesh (13/06/14)
- Hatebreed: The rise of brutality (12/06/14)
- Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence (11/06/14)
- Mayhem: Esoteric warfare (10/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Akrotheism / Black Altar / Druknroll / Enthroned / Funeral Sutra (09/06/14)
- Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere (08/06/14)
- Dark Tranquillity: Construct (07/06/14)
- In Flames: The jester race (06/06/14)
- S(crap)s: Souldrainer / Tonic Breed / Rude / Defying / Electric Hellride / Scorned Disciple (05/06/14)
- Culted: Oblique to all paths (04/06/14)
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## Stubs

### Sweizz & Joey Hopkins: Promo

#### 16/08/11 || Smalley

For my very first stub ever, when I saw a stupid band name like Sweizz & Joey Hopkins, and its description of being “black metal/ powerpop “, I just knew I had to claim it and rip it a new one. Unfortunately, that description couldn’t be very from the truth; there’s no black metal, no pop, and no power here at all, just 40-something minutes of messy, droning, almost-wannabe-shitty-techno at times, industrial noise that couldn’t express a really coherent musical idea if it wanted to (which I sincerely doubt it does). It just drones and drones and drones, with incomprehensible dialogue samples, machine sounds, and random noise, occasionally switching from one tempo of high-tech ugliness to another tempo of high-tech ugliness, and I’m the one who ended up getting a new one ripped.

Occasionally, things get quiet and it seems like they’ve turned for something not super fucking annoying, and sometimes you can hear a little bit real music lurking behind that nigh-impenetrable wall of noise, the basic shrill nature of the noises means that the end effect is still pretty random and jumbled, just a little less so. It’s just like they took a bunch of noises and blindly throwing them against a wall and keeping whatever sticks, no matter what. Supposedly, Garm from Ulver cameo’d on this, but if he contributed vocals, then I am glad this is so noisy, so I can’t tell his shitty contribution inside this steaming pile of elephant shit. Fortunately, their Myspace tell us that Zhit and Popkins is over for good, which better be fuckin’ true. Fuckin’ ugh…

1/10: This unholy spawn of industrial puke and video game muzak is the worst album I’ve ever heard, including “St. Anger”. Fuck. This. Hard.

- 10 Latest Stubs
- Complete Stubs-listing

After going thru that crap, you most likely wanna read something way more interesting. You do, admit it.

Below are some links to most recent articles, take your pick.

## Audio autopsy

  Audio Autopsy - June 2014
  Audio Autopsy - May 2014
  Audio Autopsy - April 2014
  Audio Autopsy - March 2014
  Audio Autopsy - February 2014
  Audio Autopsy - January 2014
  Audio Autopsy - December 2013
  Audio Autopsy - November 2013
  Audio Autopsy - October 2013
  Audio Autopsy - September 2013
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## Reviews

  Hatebreed: The rise of brutality
  Vomiting Corpses: Coma - The spheres of innocence
  Mayhem: Esoteric warfare
  Agalloch: The serpent & the sphere
  Dark Tranquillity: Construct
  Culted: Oblique to all paths
  V/A: One and all, together, for home
  Cemetery: Enter the gate
  Ancient Ascendant: Echoes and cinder
  Dead Congregation: Promulgation of the fall
  more

## Class 6(66)

  In Flames: The jester race
  Overkill: Taking over
  Primus: Sailing the seas of cheese
  Destruction: Live without sense
  Merauder: Master killer
  Forced Entry: Uncertain future
  Evildead: Annihilation of civilization
  Flotsam And Jetsam: No place for disgrace
  Venom: Black metal
  Black Sabbath: Headless cross
  more

## Demons

  Distress Of Ruin: Predators among us
  Torchia: One
  Begrafven: Begrafven
  Children Of Madness: Howl from beyond
  Necrophor: Verbum vexillifer
  Seven Against: III
  Forlorn Chambers: Unborn and hollow
  Black Overdrive: Demo
  Told By Blood: Steamworks
  Sorkka: Ensimmäinen jae
  more

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